One thing you should know about me is that I enjoy the wittiness of a good pick up lines. Whether they work or not is not my concern. A good pick up line to me is in the same vein of a joke or riddle or anything that can inspire a chuckle or a laugh.
My favourite type are the dirty or sexual ones. I have too many in mind to list them all out so I have decided to just share 15 of my favourite ones taken from a list of 250 dirty pick up lines:
- I can touch your belly button.. from the inside.
- I like every bone in your body, especially mine.
- You wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I’ll owe you one.
- If you’ve lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
- I got the F, the C and the K. All I need now is U!
- I’ll fuck you so hard the neighbors will be having the cigarette when we’re done.
- Do you think a relationship between you and I would be all sex, or do you think that there would be some depth to it?
- I’m like a firefighter, I find ’em hot and leave ’em wet!
- Do you know what would look good on you? Me.
- Do you give head to strangers? [No] Well then, allow me to introduce myself.
- Playing doctor is for kids! Let’s play gynecologist.
- are you hiring? I really need a blowjob.
- I don’t know you, and you don’t know me, but who’s to say it’s wrong if we sleep together?
- I’m gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there.
- If a women asks, “Excuse me, do you have the time?” You should answer: “Yeah! Do you have the energy?”
What do you think? Did you enjoy them? Comment and let me know!